Simpler Times!

Who hasn't wished they could move back to a simpler time??

Perhaps a time when the kids didn't spend dinnertime staring at their DS...
Perhaps a time when families spent their Sunday afternoons going for drives in the country, singing songs and enjoying together time...
Or perhaps a time when Mom, Dad and the kiddos all huddled around the TV to watch wholesome family programs on the boob tube...


Who doesn't Love Lucy?  I know I do!

The All-American Family enjoying happy times

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Anxious to rekindle this special time with your kids?   Denny and I have the solution for you...

 Introducing the coolest TV east of the Mississippi. 

• Works (sometimes)
• Flat (ish) screen
• LCD (Large, Cumbersome and Definitely heavy)
• Doubles as a ledge for picture frames and/or table to set your beverages (coasters encouraged)
• Comes with attached cord

Denny and I feel that we have been fortunate enough to spend six years with this beautiful television but we don't want Beanette growing up spoiled so we have decided it is time to share our wealth with others.  Yes, this bad boy is going on the market. 

The TV is currently in our garage waiting to go to its next loving home (please do not spend all night sleeping in the driveway waiting for us to open the door in the morning). 

We are accepting bids starting at -$10.  Yes, we will pay YOU for taking it away!  If interested, please call or stop by.  All interested applicants will be evaluated and a thorough background check will be completed. 

In no time at all you too can be enjoying America's great technological advances with your loved ones!!  But be warned, we will not be held responsible for your kids becoming spoiled by the finer luxuries in life.